HELP ME DEFY GRAVITY – SPONSOR A FAT BLOKE'S SKYDIVE!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls .....

I, a proud and generously proportioned man, am about to throw myself out of a perfectly good plane in the name of charity.

Now, physics is not on my side. Neither is common sense. But with your generous donations, I will take to the skies, plummet with style, and hopefully land with all limbs intact. Your sponsorship will not only support a fantastic cause but also fund the extra-strength parachute (because apparently, they don't make them in "double XL").

So please, dig deep! If not for charity, then at least for the sheer joy of watching a fat bloke freefall at speeds that may break records.

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