Hello!

Dickie Greychops here. I will be livestreaming for a full twenty-four hours, raising money for two very worthy causes. On this page, you can donate to SHOUT (details below) should you be of the opinion that my chops should remain intact (and professionally trimmed at a later date).

If you've landed here by mistake and think I should trim my chops back to the jawline, you need to be on the ORCHID page (https://www.justgiving.com/page/give-dickie-an-orchid).

The charity receiving the most donations will determine what happens at the end of the livestream. YES, I will trim my chops live on air if the people will it! What could possibly go wrong after twenty-plus hours of streaming and then being let loose with the trimmers?!

If you can't donate, please share these pages with others who may be able to. Everything donated will go to both charities regardless of the result.

The stream will be broadcast on Twitch and Facebook Live, 29th December (start time TBA). There will be chat, music, gaming and a rare appearance from DJ Dickie G on the tiny decks.

Thank you for your support, in whatever form it takes.

villageidiot.scot/24hrs for full info

Peace and love.

*****

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