I need your help to get me out of jail!

I've been locked up at Queenie's Correctional Facility for the crime of racketeering.

This is a crime that I did not commit. I am innocent. Just ask any of my customers, they will vouch for me. I'm as honest as the day is long.

I cannot stay here any longer as they serve dreadful food, are making me work and there's no Peroni.

Please help me get to out by donating towards my £999 bail money.

My bail money is going straight to Queenscourt Hospice so if you are able to donate not only do you get me back where I belong at La Tabella but you also help a wonderful cause.

Hopefully I see you on the outside soon.

Rob