Hello there. My name is Ian Doyle and you may remember me from player ratings such as 'Fabinho 5' and headlines such as 'Not so lovely Jabulani'.

I've decided to look even more daft than usual and take part in Movember.

Who be they?

They are the leading charity changing the face of men’s health. We know what works for men – and what doesn’t. Prostate cancer, testicular cancer, mental health and suicide prevention – we’re taking them all on.

Since 2003, Movember has funded more than 1,250 men’s health projects around the world, challenging the status quo, and shaking up men’s health research.

So sponsor me in my quest. Please. Thanks.