I am about to be arrested, charged with crimes against fashion, dog walking and being mistaken for often being drunk and disorderly and then thrown into a whirlwind trial…all for a wonderful cause!

Thanks to my loving wife, Victoria, I will be found guilty as charged!

I will need to raise a minimum of £999 in bail money to be released. I will have my top prisoner's clothes and have access to my laptop and phone throughout the incarceration, so I can raise my bail money.

I will be taking part in activities throughout the day, around Southport, that relate to the crime my wife chose. Please help me raise funds for Queens' Court Hospice.