Wow, it's November already huh? How'd that happen? What's new? Feeling any looming existential dread? Haha, me neither.

Well, since it is apparently November, that means we're back for another edition of the Thanks-Give-Athon!! (insert DJ airhorn sounds here) Each year, I run this page to raise money for the Utah Food Bank to help individuals and families in need this holiday season. In the three previous editions, we've managed to raise $8000! That's a good deal of money! The Utah Food Bank is able to use every $1 to provide $7.80 worth of goods. So, $8000 multiplied by $7.80 comes out to... like... uhh.. 1 mill.. 1 million dollars. Let's go with that.

This year, I am hoping to raise another $2000, bringing the grand total raised by this yearly tradition to $10,000. If you have ever met me, seen a picture of me, heard of me, seen or met anyone that knows me, enjoyed a refreshing beverage, or watched a TV for any length of time then you are contractually obliged to donate. Sorry, I don't make the rules.