I need your help ........

I'm finally facing charges for my crime of 'Murder on the Dancefloor' and will be doing a bit of 'Bird' and spending some well deserved time behind bars.

I'll be locked up and held prisoner in an actual Police cell all day on the 15th September 2023.

My only hope of freedom lies in raising £999 in bail money with the help of YOU!

All funds raised are in support of Queenscourt Hospice, they care for patients with serious illnesses, enabling them to achieve the best possible quality of life at each new stage. They are there when we need them most.

This notorious crime apparently needs punishing and I only have the 15th September to deliver the bond, or else face a lengthy prison stay (Okay maybe not)!! 

Please donate to help me escape Porridge.