On the 20th December 2014 I have come up with a ludicrous suicide plan that involves being tied to a man (hopefully much more manly than me) and being pushed out of a plane from a great height. So that my memory lives on in the hearts of trillions, I have decided to do this in the name of charity. All funds raised will sit in my account for only a brief amount of time while I dream of new camera gear, before unwillingly and resentfully being donated to the British Liver Trust.

Reasons to consider this request:

1) Your sleep easier knowing I might not be around after this

2) You want to fantasize about me falling from a great height

3) You want to look like your the generous charity giving type with minimal effort

4) You also believe I am a duck

5) You have sympathy for those inflicted with mental health issues

6) Your sick of my obscene text requests and just want all of this to end

7) Your wondering who the hell I am and point 1 seems the way to go from here

8) You just want to suggest suitable clothing for this slightly close to xmas event that will make me look even more stupid than I do right now, and might be willing to donate towards buying such clothing

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