The Threekit team is running/walking 1000km from April 15 - May 15 in order to raise money for Oxfam. My lovely and sweet Australian Shephard/Chihuahua mix George heard about this and made me make this page. He is very smart but his typing is atrocious.

We adopted George earlier this year from the Humane Society and he has already changed my life. I'd spent most of the pandemic sitting and laying down and had become significantly rounder and more grumpy. Once we adopted George, he immediately began dragging my grumpy ass out of bed at all hours of the day and night to walk him around the neighborhood while he sniffed every object for what seemed like hours and occassionally turned some of them into his restroom.

George says he intends to make me walk at least 100km this month. If you would please sponsor us, a penny, dime, or dollar a km, it would help a lot. If you don't like doing math, just pick a number and donate it and make me and George figure it out. He's very good at math.

On the fence? Here are 5 reasons you should sponsor us:

1. Did I mention that George is a rescue? I'm such a good person.
2. You like me and you think I should get in shape so I don't die too crazily soon.
3. You don't like me and want to make sure that I'm sweaty, tired, and in pain.
4. You think George is cute and beautiful and nice and special.
5. You are a good person and like giving your money away to people who need it.