Good day to you all, Mr Johnson here.

Thought you lovely people might be interested in the chance to choose my next phone prank.  It'll be fucking epic I assure you.

There's been a bloody great Earthquake in Nepal and the lovely people over there could certainly do with our help.

If you'd be so kind as to chuck a few quid to the Disasters Emergency Committee you'll be in the with chance of not only choosing my next prank but also being there or watching over Skype when the #TomEmenyVines team film it.  That would be faaantaaastic!

You've got until midnight on Friday so best get cracking...

Donating through JustGiving is so simple a complete idiot like that nutter next door could do it, it's also fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving – they’ll never sell them on to those PPI bastards or send unwanted emails about lottery wins you didn't even bloody enter, and if they do I'll just set Toodles on them and believe me he's a fucking animal.