We’re not experts. We’re not professionals. We barely even know the rules.

But Matt and I, backed up by our colleagues at BBC Homepage and some famous faces, are playing 24 hours of table tennis for Sport Relief and need your help.

It gets going at 4pm on Thursday 12 March in Media City and you can support our exhausted efforts by donating.

Thanks to Lowry Outlet for lending the table tennis table. 

Thanks to Table Tennis England and British Paralympic Table Tennis for all the support.

Follow our progress on Twitter and Instagram: @joebradshaw004 and @mattdougparratt