Right I'm moustaching it till the end of the month for Movember.

I know i'm not risking my life on a zip slide over the clyde with some grannies or not drinking for a while but still I'm going to look like even more of a plum than normal so gies some money for The Prostate Cancer Charity.

Obviously this ones quite close to home after my dad went through hell & kicked cancers ass a few years back & if you ever heard him tell the tale of getting a biopsy in the back passage area, well it would possibly bring a tear to a glass eye. Seriously folks I never want to go through that & if giving a few quid & me looking like a fool for a bit saves it happening to anyone else then thats fine by me.

Email me back pledges & your desired style of tache that I should be sporting & highest charity donation gets to pick my tache for the rest of the month. I'm game for anything except a Hitler or a Mugabe, controversial dictator taches are a no go. I'm currently sporting a full beard so I'll be able to do anything except a big waxed pointy 19th Century madman tache unfortunately. 

The winning tache shall be shaped on Monday & a pic emailed out as "proof of life"

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So please dig deep and donate now & help me look like a right tit.