Hi, I'm Sam and I am, thus far, an all stars virgin.Fate has been fairly cruel to me as I was born to a crippled father with the worst case of incurable Tourrettes Syndrome most experts have ever seen and a mother whose life has been blighted by ginger hair. Add to that the accident of nature that left me with a brain the size of a walnut and I couldn't of had it much worse, however, in an attempt to prove I am not completely useless and to try and put an end to the "emptyhead" and "marblebrain " taunts  (parents can be so cruel sometimes) I am determined to raise as much money as I can for Breast Cancer Care. I have not helped my cause to date by disabling the donate facility on my page but now my Dad has sorted that for me I would be so so grateful if you could dig deep and help me achieve a lifetime ambition of doing something right, just one thing, it's not much to ask is it? Please help me fulfill my dream by making a donation it doesn't matter how small, as my wise old sweary peg-legged Dad says "size isn't everything".