Hey, guess what?

 

What?

Miss Roni is gonna jump off an airplane...

Huh?

Miss Roni is gonna jump off an airplane…

The airplane is on the ground,right?

Er no,its flying in the air

I n... t h e ... a i r ......

Yep,in the air.

Why?… doesn`t she want to be on the airplane?

Yes but…

Is the airplane on fire?

Well no but…

Is it gonna crash?

No course not, she wants to be on the airplane so that she can jump off it…see

Oh. Kinda……….

She gonna jump off the airplane in tandem and then…

Do what?

I said She gonna jump off the airplane in tandem. its for charity, for money and.....

Wouldn`t it be easier to get another job or something?

No no no…

I mean jumping off an aiplane whilst riding a bike sounds a bit ..er..dangerous

No not ON A TANDEM Look…… Miss Roni would like sponsorship for her to jump off an airplane to raise money for kidneys, in tandem with another jumper…

I thought miss Roni had kidneys……

Pheeewwww You aint getting this are you?

Well erum….

Will you sponsor miss Roni to jump off an airplane IN tandem for charity ???

Well, I don’t really wanna her to jump off the airplane, I mean would she jump anyway? like, even if I don’t pay? I mean is this like a ransom?

No No No ITS FOR CHARITY AND MISS RONI WANTS TO DO IT…..

Oh! OK then........................

Do you suppose they will let her have a parachute???

 

Right now, the lives of over three million people in the UK are threatened by chronic kidney disease.

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