Thank you for stopping by to enjoy the sight of my slow decline from sentient human to glue. Feel free to enjoy my gallows humour but don't make too much noise I may be having rest. 

If you can find the time to donate that would be even better. Remember you don't have to pay the suggested 15% admin fee to Big Charity. 

Obviously voluntary donations are my preferred fund raising methodology, don't make me resort to baking cakes and biscuits. When being generous don't forget to take to opportunity to mock my clear unsuitability for the task ahead of me; it's an open goal. Any users whose comments I consider to be positive or encouraging will have their donations refunded. No exceptions.