Neil Holdstock

Neil's Jail & Bail - Lock Him Up

Fundraising for Helen & Douglas House
£709
raised of £999 target
Donations cannot currently be made to this page
Jail & Bail, 20 September 2018
Helen & Douglas House

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RCN 1085951
We provide care at the hospice and at home to children in the Thames Valley region

Story

Thanks for taking the time to visit my (other) JustGiving page.  If you're here, it's probably because I've messaged you asking you to help me raise my bail, and you think it's funnier to keep me locked up.  If you're feeling kind, and your fat fingers just ended up on the wrong link, remember there is another page where you can donate to let me out!

I'm currently locked in a cell (if you're reading this on Thursday morning) in the Oxford Castle.  There's ten of us in here, and its pretty yuck, but never fear, I went for a curry last night so even if I don't raise enough bail, I'm hoping they'll throw me back onto the streets to protect the other inmates.

We're all raising funds for Helen and Douglas House - a charity that helps terminally ill babies, children and young people to live their short lives to the full.  

Not that I want to be in here forever, and this is my "lock him page", but please give generously to this fabulous cause.  If this particular page (not my Let him Out page as well) hits £5k in donations, I have agreed with my fellow Round Table members to do a tandem sky dive.  Doesn't sound like much, but if you know me at all, you know I hate heights..... Ideally, I'd like you to donate on my Let Him Out page, but, if you fancy seeing a grown man pass out and require 18 pairs of underwear at 20 thousand feet, you're in the right place to donate to this amazing cause.

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Smaller print: If this page even gets near £5k please warn me, as I'll need to upgrade my life insurance.

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About the charity

Helen & Douglas House

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RCN 1085951
Helen & Douglas House helps local families cope with the challenges of looking after a terminally ill baby or child who will die prematurely. We are a home from home for our patients and their families, and provide round-the-clock care in a warm, loving environment.

Donation summary

Total raised
£709.00
+ £100.75 Gift Aid
Online donations
£709.00
Offline donations
£0.00

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