Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

As you may have heard, I have been arrested by the EACH Special Crime Unit for crimes against fashion. Dressing a bit like Richard Hammond and being publicly exposed during a Halloween party whilst dressed as a pumpkin.

I would like to reassure you that all these charges are unfounded. However, my solicitor, Mr Oakes, says I have very little chance of being found not guilty, and that I should be prepared for a spell in jail.

My case will be heard at Ipswich Crown Court on Tuesday 10th October 2017, and it is expected that my bail will be set at £999.

You can help me by donating to my EACH bill fund, which I need to raise to secure my freedom.

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