Hello you, apparently I am running the Norwich half marathon- i really dont want to, i bloody hate running dont i. 13.1 miles!

Please help me by either inventing a teleportation machine or perhaps offering to run the race for me (obviously with this option we will have to perform a basic Cage-Travolta 'face off' operation).

Alternatively if the aforementioned options seem a bit farfetched then please send some cash money in the direction of Macmillan via this lovely page. Oh please that would be very nice :)

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