Listen. I know a lot of companies are either failing to take off or are plummeting to the earth currently, but we here at the Kyra Sims Fancy Cool Expensive Top Hat Company are different. 

Why are we different? Wow. Great question. I bet you are good at business.

Anyway, our fake company will stop at nothing to become the biggest Gala sponsor the New York Neo-Futurists has ever had. In order to make this dream a reality, we need three thousand (3,000) of your beautiful, capitalist dollars to go straight to the Neos via the Donate button on this page. Every cent will be labeled gloriously as being from the founder, “employees”, and kind “investors” of the Kyra Sims Fancy Cool Expensive Top Hat Company, and everyone will know that we mean “business”. 

If that flawless proposal didn’t have your wallet jumping out of your chinos faster than when Muffy does another faux pas at Le Pain Quotidien, read on to learn more about the NYNF!

The New York Neo-Futurists is an award-winning collective of artists that has dedicated itself to making accessible theater. The current pandemic threatens not only the company’s ability to do that, but its very existence. 

When we shut down our weekly production of The Infinite Wrench in March, we, in true Neo-Futurist style, pivoted towards making our unique theater virtual with a podcast, Hit Play, and Cyberwrench, a live online version of our signature weekly show. Sales from The Infinite Wrench accounted for 55% of our yearly income, and with your support for our virtual benefit, we will continue to make virtual performances for you until we are able to gather in person for The Infinite Wrench again. Please join us on October 15th at 8:00pm EST for a virtual benefit with live performances from the company, a live auction, raffle, cocktail celebration, and more.See more information about our October 15th event at event.gives/nynfgala2020