Now Then.

I decided to let my Beard grow free 3 years ago for my Wedding Day. Now It is time to tame the Beast. Many have asked me to shave it off, even my Wife. Many are envious of its glory and ability to house Badgers. So, if I am going to do this only my Main Man Neil @bornlucky79 (Instagram) can wield the scissors/ cutthroat, using the finest products from @apothecary87. £500 gets a nice neat trimmed, stylish beard. £1000 unleashes the Moon Face with a full on wet shave. I am terrified. If you know me you will know I am more apprehensive of a hair cut than getting my ribs tattooed. 
Feel free to give generously or boycott this whole ridiculous idea. (Ideally if we raise (£499.99) we can all feel good about ourselves and I don't lose the Beard) Your choice.
Choose well, my face is in your hands!