Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

Right. As you can see, thanks to my kind colleagues I have been sheared to a point of mild, nay veritable stupidity. So the question is... do you want to see it get stupider? 

The goals are small, get a few pounds from anyone who has ever wanted me to look more idiotic than I already do.

By that reckoning the total should be several billion pounds by Friday. 

If we get the desired total I shall shave half of this ridiculous soup-catcher off and wear it in public. Anyone who wants to see this affair come and find me in East London on Thursday, if you dare...