So... for those that know me, you will know I am a natural born athlete; muscular physique and stamina of an olympian. Cycling comes naturally to me as I have an incredibly aerodynamic nose which cuts through the air like a missile. My body is also a temple and should deal with the challenge of cycling 60 miles IN THE DARK in a matter of minutes, not hours.

This is why I am only asking for £200.00 as I know you can all afford more, but for such an easy challenge for such a stupendously easy challenge, I won't take the michael!

PS - dig deep - this is going to be a nightmare for me...