It's been a long time since I ran any distance and the last time I was overtaken by a giant bottle of beer. The shame.

Since then there has been a baby and a few fags, so running a Relay Marathon is a tad ambitious. Dad's the President of the Lord Taverners and he's heading up "Chris Tarrant Runs for a Bus" Relay Marathon, so we're running as a team of Tarrants.

We're not known for our athletic prowess so please support me, as I need it to get my arse in gear!

Cheers!