Hello, I'm taking part in the Boston Marathon on April 21st. It's the world's oldest marathon and one of the most taxing with plenty of hills along its 26 and a bit miles.

I won't actually be RUNNING in the marathon, though. That would be stupid. I'm far too fat to do that. I get short of breath just walking to the shops for chocolate and crisps. I'd DIE.

What I will be doing instead is standing in the crowd near the finish line shouting encouragement to the competitors as they pass. Which is a very important role and one that equates to 'taking part' in a very real sense, I'm sure you'll agree.

So please sponsor me to WATCH (not run) the Boston Marathon.

Any money raised will go to ensuring more FANY on the streets of London in times of emergency. See www.fany.org.uk for more info about this great charity.

Cheers x