On 25th November I will be "dancing" in front of 400 people at the Titanic Hotel in Liverpool as part of Shelter's 'Strictly Goes to the Movies' event. 

I have never had any dance training. This will not end well. However, I'm willing to exchange my self-respect for your donations.

This dancing disaster-class is in aid of Shelter, who work tirelessly to help millions of individuals and families in fighting poverty and managing the housing emergency in the UK.

Please give generously and I promise I will embarrass myself in your honour.