Doin' dis in memory o my cute peerie granny Sheena, who died from cancer when I wis just a bairn. I'm been needin sumteen ta spur me on we gettin fit, and whit better wye ta do it dan run a race for wir Sheena!!

Please fling whatever cash you can my way,
just lik Tesco, 'every little helps',
just dunna donate any horse burgers!!