So, after a drunken bet I decided to run 26.2miles for charity. The first man that ran this died. The second probably wasn't that happy, I am the third. Fact. 

I'm running in the London Marathon for Seafarers UK and if you're interested in where the money goes, please click on the link below: 

http://www.seafarers-uk.org/files/seafarers/SeafarersGrants09.pdf

The charity is a great cause but the opportunity to see me complete this feat is a treat in itself. If I raise over £1,500 I will run the whole thing with an eye patch on, in the fashion of the charity I'm supporting.

If you like me please support me, if you don't please pay to watch me suffer, and if you're sitting on the fence please get off it or your bum will start bleeding.

I realise there is a recession on and money is tight but seriously, what would you rather give money to, Simon Cowells latest pop atrocity, a nobody from Big brother winning idiot of the year or an architect pretending to be a pirate for 26 gruelling miles?!

Please donate what you can, any donation is greatly appreciated.