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Just this minute found out about Bowel Cancer UK's Decembeard thingy and, since I've been pretty lacklustre with the razor recently... well, I'm in. Let's see if I can raise a few quid for a very good cause.
Bowel cancer is the second most common cause of cancer death in the UK and around 16,000 people die each year; that's someone every 30 minutes.
Don't be idiots and throw thousands of pounds at me - it's an expensive time of year and I was probably going to grow a beard anyway, because it's bloody freezing. Personally, I'm sticking in a fiver and I'd rather no one put in any more than that, because it'll just make me look like a cheap turd on my own page. But if you've got a spare couple of quid and can't be bothered to walk to Greggs, please donate: you may just help to save someone's butt.
Thank you.
Btw: if anyone has any particular favourite beard pictures, feel free to share them and I'll post them up here. Cheers!