Thank you for visiting my fundraising page.

Last year I ran the Great Gorilla 7km run without stopping or removing my rubber mask and gloves, and felt pretty ill for 3 days afterwards. Such an obviously unintelligent act should merit me to be a priority for extinction rather than the 700 remaining much more intelligent mountain gorillas. But sadly it is they who are at risk.

If you haven't sponsored me before it would be gorilliant if you wanted to help secure their future by sponsoring me onilne. Donating through this site is simple, fast and as secure as Northern Rock. It is also apparently the most efficient way to sponsor me: Gorilla Organization will receive your money faster and, if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.

So please sponsor me now!

Many thanks for your support.     Tristram, Chief Gorilla, Go Ape!