Guys and girls, I know a lot of you have contributed, via me, for decades, to various causes and I'm always incredibly grateful that you think my idiocy and personally-inflicted pain is worth it, if it alleviates some for those not so fortunate, who have no choice. 

If you'd support this latest one, I'd be, as ever, in your debt and eternally grateful. 

Much love from London. 

Yours, The Smithfield Sloth.

😎❤️ xxx