Right, here goes...

Basically, I got fleeced by the train company this morning (I got caught fare dodging, but that's besides the point), and I am in a lot more trouble that first anticipated..

Essentially, my plea is going out to avoid a custodial sentance, as I am sure you would all love to see me back in the game, as opposed to wasting my talent away behind metal bars!!

'Let's rally round for a pretty great guy' - Bruce Willis

'This dude is tight, keep him creating, not procrastinating' - Jeff Goldblum

So.. enough said, lets get some dosh in to this!!!

Regards

Ash x