Miraculously I made it to 50. Unsurprisingly, this is the threshold that needed to be reached before Marie started paying for ways to get rid of me. If I survive her parachute tampering it's diving with Great Whites next.

On a more serious note, I've been banging on about doing one for years and so this is one of my favourite birthday presents of all time. I always said that if I do it it would be whilst raising money for charity. My close friends and their amazing little dude have been brilliantly supported by Sturge Weber over many years so I'd like to help them to keep doing the same for more families. Any donation you make will be massively appreciated. Pictures of extreme terror can be shared with donaters on request. 

Simon