So, instead of just moaning about how fucked the world is just now but not doing anything about it, I’ve decided it’s time to do some good.

I’ve had my beard for 5 years now, it’s the source of my powers. I love it, Lindsey likes it, the kids are indifferent. My family hate it.

With Christmas coming up and times becoming even harder for people, I’m willing to lose the beard to raise money for The West Lothian Foodbank.

Lindsey has offered to scalp me and has suggested even chucking in a leg wax, so let’s do that too.

I’m aiming for the end of November (date TBC) for operation Live Stream ‘Baby-Faced Spongebob’

Please give if you can, and after the worst year imaginable, let’s try and save Christmas for as many as we can ❤️