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So I do not bear any resemblance to Johnny Depp. The fake tan was terribly difficult to duplicate.
They tell me I do not look like Brad Pitt despite the blue eyes and fantastic dress sense.
and to my grave disppointment; least of all, the sexy George Clooney.
Since, I have been growing, grooming, waxing and trimming throughout the month of November. The end result will be of course in the region of Jude Law (Dr.Watson: Sherlock Holmes).
4 more days to go. Watch this space..........
Please dig deep, empty your coffers towards the effort of raising money for Prostate Cancer. We all know the recession is but a great American conspiracy.
Thank you.
Alasdair