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You may have noticed few of your Cash Equity colleagues have started to develop significant levels of pre-pubescent growths above the top lip. These strange growths are not a style statement, but were neatly timed to co-incide with the start of Movember...
As you are likely unaware, Prostate Cancer causes the untimely passing of around 10,000 men in the UK alone each year. These men are sorely missed as Paternal figures for their families, role models, leaders, and sometimes even hard drinking, womanising, good for nothing layabouts.
You can help us to support the investigation into the causes of this condition. If you have taken the opportunity to laugh at our ridiculous growths (enough girls), then please take the time to visit our Just Giving page leave a donation and give us real 'feedback' on how we look!
Thank you for taking the time to read this mail, and hopefully for your generosity.
James
Nick
Luke
Lewis
(+ Matt who bailed out cos it was itchy)