I will be dressing as a giant penguin on 13 November as part of the Richard House Penguin Dash (waddle) at Wood Wharf. And then running 2k. I'm not sure which is the more unlikely thing for me to do.

It's a serious attempt to get the largest number of people in the world to dress as penguins - Guiness are coming along to verify the numbers - and also to raise money for the Richard House Children's Hospice in East London.

Please give generously and I will upload photos of me dressed as a penguin.

FAQs:

1. No I do not accept donations of fish

2. Yes, the flightless semi-aquatic antarctic bird, not the well-known chocolate coated biscuit

3. No, I do not intend to swim in the dock

4. No, I am not doing Danny De Vito from Batman