I'm abseiling down a building in Dalston, probably dressed like  a pirate, for a charity called Hackney Pirates.

Hackney pirates provide innovative educational after-school activities for kids in Dalston. They focus on 1-1 learning in core literacy skills and creative ability. My friend Emma works for them and basically they're well good. They did a pilot scheme over the summer and it was successful but now they need more dough.

To cut to the chase, I've pledged to raise 100 pounds, but would rather raise more like 150, for the privledge to soil my breeches climbing down the front of a massive building.

Give me some donations please! I promise I won't steal them and go to live in a cave in Wales!

If you wish to witness said breeches soilage, it's happening at The Roof, 18 Ashwin Street, London E8 3DL between 10 and 5.30 on saturday 30/10/10.

Many thanks and be generous!