On the 22nd of July

22 golfers will try and play 

Four rounds of golf on the longest ever day.

But it’s all in the name of the JMA..

We begin our day with two rapid rounds

At five am on Dullatur’s grounds.

“I played four rounds like tiger” We’d all like to say.  

I’m reality though it’ll end in dismay

But it’s all in the name of the JMA.

Then we move on the hardest of all

It’s the westerwood where we’ll lose all our balls

At one point we’ll need to pray

But it’s all in the name of the JMA.

At this point it’ll be hard not to cry,

Probably asking ourselves why?? 

But I know to a man we will get through this point of the day 

Because it’s all in the name of the JMA.

Then finally we go to the best course of them all.

The Mecca of golf, Pallyriggs the final call

That’s when we’ll turn around and say 

It’s all in the name of the JMA!!!

So please DRIVE us all on even though it’ll be Tough.

Especially when we’re hitting our shots into the ROUGH..

So Please CHIP IN some cash so we can make someone’s day.

You’re money really goes such a long long way.

And when we’re walking down the 18th we can all say 

That’s it’s all in the name of the JMA!