Salutation AFC were preparing for their bigest game of the season in facing local rivals Stagg Inn, a game which is known as the bigest derby in sport. South Yorkshire police had pulled in extra enforcement from West Yorkshire police to assist for the game.

The night before this game James made a very bad life decision to go out and on a bender, came across a young female that he woo’d with his charm and took her back for the night of her life. But despite having the chance of losing his verginity with a member of the oposite sex, he choked under pressure and fell asleep cuddling the pillow.

The next morning, derby day, James woke up and was that emotional he decised he wasnt fit to play in the big game. The fans were waiting, the team were shaken with a big position to be filled, and the manager was fuming.

James was given a £20 fine, and a 1 match ban for his actions. This was a light pubishment given the horrific actuons he displayed and the way he let the team down.

James now has to pay this fine before he is given further punishments, but as he has recently comitted to a relationship he is worried that his new partner will leave him if he cannot aford to buy a new bed. He needs a new bed upgrade from his current shared bunkbeds with his brothe, as he is worried she may get into the wrong bunk with the wrong brother.

Please help James.