In 2008 a crime was committed against the people of Sark. And that crime was giving them democracy. We at Utopia for Dirtbags think this is an outrage that needs to be remedied. If you, like us yearn for a return to the good old days where your liege lord commanded a god-like respect, and was rightly granted it by the feeble minded serfs. Where he could lead you to the glory of battle or indeed bless your family with his seed via the right of prima nocta, then you must pledge your tithe to our cause.

As described in our episode:

https://soundcloud.com/utopiafordirtbags/the-weird-world-of-twin-billionaires-the-barclay-brothers-and-how-you-can-become-a-feudal-lord

There was once an impostor Andre Gardes who falsely claimed hiership of the defenceless island nation in 1990 by attempting to sack the island with a single weapon:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/03/there-was-once-a-one-man-invasion-attempt-of-the-island-nation-of-sark/

The founders of U4D have discovered that Andre was mistaken and we are in fact the rightful heirs to the fiefdom. And you can help us claim our ancestral home.

This community has remained largely unchanged over four centuries, and as such should be easy to overcome with flintlock weapons and particularly harsh words.

All we need is 2 million pounds to recruit and train a particularly aggressive gang of badgers. We have already started the breeding program between the woodland creatures and feral alley cats.

We will also need the funds to reinstate our new system of government: apathetic monarchy, and to begin the production of monogrammed suits of armour. The armour is important for dazzling the inferior mind of the local peasantry to convince them of our divinity.

You can finally get in on the ground floor of a brand new monarchy! Early donators will receive a dispensation from the annual floggings.

Subscribe to our podcast, you muppet.

Yours sincerely,

Your temporarily embarrassed betters.