I’m the junior football chair of Old Ruts, a registered charity which provides much-needed sport to kids in the local area of Wimbledon and beyond.

The club desperately needs new floodlights so we can provide more sport, to more children, more of the time.

I was hoping that if I don a load of lycra and cycle 55 miles on the 2022 London to Brighton Cycle, you would sponsor my madness.

It’s a great cause and bringing new floodlights to the club would more than make up for a calloused butt.