My mates Sarah and Karl got some really bad news. The NHS didn't spot the cancer early enough, and then won't cover the treatment she needs to live a bit longer. They're a wonderful family with a beautiful daughter and the situation is incredible frustrating, unjust, and sad.

So, for a bit of a laugh and to feel like I'm doing something, I'm going to get my entire body (below the neck and outside of the thong) waxed on April 15th. I haven't worked out how or where yet, but it'll happen. I think this is worth £5k. So please get sponsoring.