Believe when we say that the Back Lane Boys are BACK. Originally a three-man outfit with Piers, Andy and Kevin, the group expanded by recruiting the mad dance skills of Chris and multi-talented Mickey, who volunteered during a break from cutting the graveyard grass.

Various songs were discussed at our hilltop base and it seemed at one stage that we were two worlds apart.

Then Kevin put his cards on the table.

“I want it that way,” said the big man from the Glens.

“Tell me why-eeeee?” asked Piers but we soon agreed it would be nothin’ but a heartache if we didn’t give it a go.

We never wanna hear anyone say we haven’t put the work in so, from Wembley Stadium to Lisbon, we’ve been practicing our routine. It’s our fire, it’s our one deeee-si-errrrr and we’re looking forward to everybody enjoying the show.

It’ll be nothin’ but a mistake if you don’t give us your vote.