The Accused: Sarah Pavey - Weldmar Hospicecare

The Crime: Not making enough cups of tea for the staff

The plea: I promise I will make more

The evidence:

It’s certainly not a case of ‘Teasmade’ when Sarah’s in the office. She has tried all sorts of tactics to avoid making a brew, including turning off the water supply, hiding the teabags and claiming exemption of duty on religious grounds.

Will she be able to convince the Judge in under 2 minutes that she is not guilty?