So I'm playing a small child in a play.  And my costume's quite revealing.  There's only one solution.  But it isn't pleasant, so I'm going to milk it for all it's worth:

a) Do it on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.  Because I can never resist an audience.

b) Do it FOR CHARITY! HURRAY!  And that's where you come in...

 

Thanks for your time and (please) charitable monies. 

 

 

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