Your attendance is NOT requested at my 

Phantom Ball 

For a donation of £10 you can NOT come to my very special fundraising charity phantom ball that is NOT happening.

Just think I will be saving you money on taxi's, raffle tickets, babysitter, new outfits, dry cleaning, and wine.

Even more importantly you are NOT going to catch Coronavirus. There will be NOBODY there, it is NOT happening.  So buy your tickets now as its important to make sure you don't have to go!!

All for £10 - its a bargain!!

For every donation I will put your name in a hat and there will be one very special prize ...yes you guessed it a TOILET ROLL.

Come on let's all not go out together.