Thank you so much to everyone who donated, we raised over £500!!! The eventual winner was the Long Mohawk as shown in the cover. Hopefully as the world opens up some of you will get to see it in real life soon enough. 

So much love for all of you and thank you for donating.

The cashmere sheep of Afghanistan are shorn once a year, always in the bleak midwinter and always for monetary reasons. In this bleakest of midwinters I have decided to play the sheep to your shepherd and be shorn myself for the first time since Tuesday 10 September 2019.

Rules are simple: 4 haircuts to choose from, vote for which haircut by donating and commenting which:

1. Shaved Head

2. Long Mohawk

3. Short Mohawk

4. Mullet

All proceeds will go to WildAid a charity dedicated to preventing and eradicating illegal trade and trafficking of endangered animals. Animals can't help themselves but you can. They're cute and helpless for f*** sake!!

(All hair will be donated to the Princess Trust to be used creating wigs for children with cancer.)

The haircut will be performed by Tash on Sunday 28 March, so get donating and save the poor pangolins.