Hi!

I'm James, this is my moustache, I'm growing it throughout the month of Movember, and would like you please to give me money for it thankyou.

If you do I will send you full xxxxplicit colour photographic images of the moustache in all its glory.
Such images will not be available from any other source- AND THAT'S A PROMISE*!

This is all in aid of Prostate Cancer research- (I presume they're researching a cure, and not ways to make it more prevalent)- which I would be doing through the Movember men's health movement, if I hadn't been so slow getting organised.

Thankyou, please give me money, thankyou

James
*promise not legally binding.