To summarise my flowery prose;

I won't be drinking alcohol from the 20th October to the 25th December (sixty-six whole days!), and you may pay me money for my suffering!

Thanks for visiting my fundraising page.

As part of my Inevitable Prenuptial Starvation Diet & general crack at this "health" lark, I will foreswear all delicious, life-giving booze from Monday 20th October (so I can attend Jonathan's Sambuca-marinated leaving do, of course) to the 25th December (when I shall probably toast the dawn with a bottle of gin).

As a general two-birds-with-one-stone and flash of brilliance sort of thing, I'm asking for sponsorship for this ridiculous endeavor, and will donate the money to the Alzheimer's Society in memory of all my poor lost braincells.

Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It’s also the most efficient way to sponsor me: Alzheimer's Society gets your money faster and, if you’re a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation.

So please sponsor me now!