Cycling 45 miles with no training, no experience of cycling longer then 20km on an indoor gym bike, not owning a bike in London, no understanding of the cycling highway codes and never cycled on open roads in the UK. Clearly, I am well equipped for this race.

If I do not get run over by the London buses, it would be a miracle.

Therefore, I think you should donate some of your hard earned cash to support an excellent cause for the Prince's Trust which supports disadvantaged young people get into jobs, education, training and volunteering.

Thank you!

Lisha